Top 10 Proverbs [The Shark Guys]

1. You can lead a horse to water but if you want to get it to water ski you’re going to need really strong rope.

2. Faith will move mountains, if by faith you mean tectonic plates.

3. A nod’s as good as a wink to a disinterested female bartender

4. Laughter is the best medicine, especially when compared to homeopathic remedies.

5. A golden key can open any door but a golden shower can have the opposite result.

6. Beauty is often in the eye of the beholden.

7. Beware of Greeks bearing gifts because the country has defaulted on many loans and needs the EU to bail it out.

8. All good things come to those who wait does not apply to the city bus or the lineup for a Julia Roberts premiere.

9. Genius is one percent inspiration, 99 percent perspiration and hyperhidrosis might occasionally require surgical treatment.

10. One good turn might require another to avoid a roadside spot check.

Honorable Mention: Youth is wasted, often.

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