TheSilentObserver: Personally, I think anyone looks good in a collared shirt so I’ll wear a collared shirt if I’m feeling shit.
munnyfish: Live a life of ‘oh wells’ rather than ‘what ifs’.
Jen_Snow: Be happy with yourself. Being in a relationship won’t cure unhappiness no matter how much it seems like that’s true. Your happiness in life should not be dependent on any future partner.
AllegroFroggy: If you knew everyone else’s failures and embarrassments and secrets and regrets and dirty thoughts like how you know all your own, you’d feel less lonely and you’d be much more confident.
LuckyRabbitsFoot: Always take the opportunity to make someone smile when it presents itself, and don’t fuck with the people who serve your food.
womens_suffrage: They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.
abortionsforall: Stick lots of pennies up your ass everyday, and recirculate them. Over time there will be a greater and greater chance that anyone you bump into will have handled your ass pennies.This will give you the upper hand, as you’ve never touched anything that’s been up their ass.
myzenthing: Always take your hands out of your pockets before walking down stairs.
TACTICALMCNUGGETS: Your quality of life will genuinely improve once you obtain a detachable shower head.
dewky: ALWAYS take a shit BEFORE the shower, not after!
kt00na: Don’t be a dick. That’s all the advice you really need.
radiodrex: Always spend a little more on a pair of shoes & a bed. You’re either in one, or in the other.
TheKenluckian: If somebody give you one of those big tins of popcorn that’s divided into three flavors, mix the regular with the cheddar. That way, it’s like you are getting more cheddar popcorn and you aren’t left a whole mess of regular that nobody will eat.
Cr0mium: People will talk about you no matter what you do, so do what makes you happy.
thedoh: Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.
chaklong: Always quick-save. Always.
theworldwonders: Family is more important than work.
roboticupstart: Give fucks about yourself and the people you care about. Otherwise, give no fucks.
krebhamp: Never pass up an opportunity to use the bathroom or to learn something new.
More golden gems in the linked thread, including….:
frog_gurl22: You shouldn’t eat toads, but if you have to, don’t think too long about it. And if you have to eat two toads, you would be wise not to eat the smallest one first.