Sometimes I can be perfectly sweet Got the sugary me all stuffed up in my sleeve And I’ll talk of ponies and rainbows and things And I’m just who you want me to be Like most creatures down here on the ground I’m composed of the elements moving around But I grow and change and I shift and I switch And it turns out I’m actually kind of a bitch But that only happens when I get provoked By some piece of shit asshole we all sadly know And I sit and I write while reminding you all That mean songs are still better than going postal
That guy’s an asshole And that girl’s a bitch Baby it’s natural No getting away from it So sing it out with me And then let it go Fuck that guy he’s just an asshole
And so I surprised you with some of my words And I know that surprises, while fine, still can hurt Whatever. I hate to think I have ruined the day You’re the dick and the queen of the high horse parade But I’m sick and tired of your poisonous ways You’re a toxin wasting perfectly good space And I say what I think ‘Cause it’s more economic than drugs or a drink…
Regina Spektor - “All The Rowboats” [Official Music Video] (by ReginaSpektor)
Can’t stop replaying.
All the rowboats, in the paintings They keep trying to row away And the captain’s worried faces Stay contorted and staring at the waves They’ll keep hanging, in their gold frames For forever, forever and a day All the rowboats, in the oil paintings They keep trying to row away, row away
There was a tap at the door at five in the morning. She woke up. Shit. Now what? She’d fallen asleep with her Palm Tungsten T3 in her hand. It would take only a moment to smash it against the wall and shove the battery up the nose of whoever was out there annoying her. She went to the door….